UFO - Заикина Лиза
- Категория: Юмор / Прочий юмор
- Автор: Заикина Лиза
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- Добавлено: 2020-09-16 13:09:17
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Comic 1
An Alien and a Human exchange a handshake. The setting is planet Earth.
Alien: Hello.
Human: Hello.

Comic 2
The Alien points to the sky. The Human points to the left.
Alien: I’m from the planet Gliese.
Human: I’m from Russia.

Comic 3
The Alien grabs his head. The Human spins a finger at his temple, hinting that the Alien is crazy to think that.
Alien: Is that what your planet is called?
Human: No, it’s a country.

Comic 4
The Alien grabs his heart. The Human points at his butt.
Alien: What is a country?
Human: We divided the planet into countries.

Comic 5
The Alien stares at him (huis eyes grow bigger). The Human shrugs.
Alien: What for?
Human: To control people.

Comic 6
The Alien’s eyes grow even bigger. The Human shrugs harder.
Alien: Why?
Human: To make it easier to live.

Comic 7
The Alien covers his eyes with his hands. The Human smiles wide.
Alien: For whom?
Human: The government.

Comic 8
The Alien opens one eye by moving one hand, the other is still closed by their other hand, like in the previous scene. The Human is frowning.
Alien: And the others?
Human: They obey.

Comic 9
The Alien grabs his ears. The Human points at his own head.
Alien: Odd.
Human: Reasonable.

Comic 10
The Alien points to space. The Human points at the Alien.
Alien: We are all inhabitants of the Universe.
Human: Yes, but we are human and you are aliens.

Comic 11
The Alien is trying to make a heart with his fingers. The Human is confusedly pushing his hands away.
Alien: No, we are all one.
Human: But how?

Comic 12
The Alien points up into space. The Human has his hands on his waist.
Alien: There are many universes.
Human: We don’t acknowledge integrality.

Comic 13
The Alien pointing at the Human. The Human has look of confusion (o-face).
Alien: I have understood everything about humans.
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